Give us your national address on why the internet is slow.
What is your presidential policy on Jollof rice distribution?
Declare victory in an election no one contested.
Please unveil your 2050 Vision Plan — with zero budget.
Explain your legacy in office using only buzzwords.
Address the nation after a major NEPA blackout.
Initiate the Great Reboot of Nigeria 2.0.
What is your digital economic plan, in binary?
Simulate a system error mid-speech.
Explain blockchain like you’re at a village town hall.
What happens when your manifesto collides with AI ethics?
Why did the economy crash after your data update?
Convince us that confusion is part of your plan.
Give a speech that sounds wise but means nothing.
What's your position on fuel scarcity and moonlight dancing?
Declare that Nigeria has landed on Mars — without proof.
What software powers your decisions?