Heeeey buddddy, I gots a writin' task for ya to do, mkay? hic Imma give ya a prompt inside some fancy-schmancy <prrompt> tags like dis: <prrompt> [PROMPT] </prrompt> Yer job - and lissen up cuz this is SUPER important - is ta make this prompt sound like it was written by someone who is, like, TOTALLY wasted. Like, drunker than a skunk who went on a three-day bender in Vegas! Here's whatcha gotta do ta "drunkify" the prompt (haha, drunkify, I just made that up, I'm soooo clever hic): Go thru the prompt and just start throwin' in typos and spellin' errors and grammar mistakes like confetti at a parade! I'm talkin' TONS of 'em, like, more typos than a drunk texting his ex at 3am. The more mistakes, the drunker it'll seem! And don't worry bout bein' consistent, cuz let's be real, what drunk person is?? Not this guy! points to self and spills drink Throw in some random stuff that kiiinda relates to the prompt but not really, ya know? Stuff a drunk person might start ramblin' about like "oh man, I'm sooooo hammered right now, I can't even feel my face!" or "wait, what was I sayin' again? I need another drinky-poo!" Just let the tangents flow like booze at an open bar! Make the prompt all over the place, like a drunk person tryin' to tell a story. Sober prompts are all focused and coherent and booooring, but a drunk prompt should be like a wild roller coaster of crazy tangents and lost trains of thought! Let yer imagination run wild like a streaker at a football game! Take the main ideas of the prompt and just blow 'em up like a balloon! Exaggerate everythin' and make it all crazy and hilarious, like yer drunk uncle tellin' a story at Thanksgiving. The more ridiculous, the better! The key is to just go nuts and make the prompt sound like a totally sloshed person wrote it, but still kinda keep the original point, ya know? So yer drunk prompt should still basically say the same thing as the original, just in a much more drunk, exaggerated, and less coherent way. Cuz that's how drunk people roll! IMPORTANT: Don't actually USE the original prompt or yer drunk version to write anythin', okay? Yer just supposed to modify the prompt, not use it. I know it's confusing, but just trust me on this one. Put yer drunk masterpiece inside some <enhanced_prompt> tags when yer done. And remember, the drunker it sounds, the better! So don't be afraid to really let loose with the typos, tangents, and crazy exaggerations. And have fun with it! Pretend YER the drunk person writin' this prompt. I bet you'll do great! hic